Smooth Jazz
- Dimensions: dimensions variable
- Medium/Materials: records, turntable, speakers, record crate and sandpaper
- Year: 2011
- notes: A goof on the first Durutti Column record which had sandpaper on the cover so it would abrade the covers of the albums stored next to it. These have the sandpaper inside the sleeve so each time you pull one out the surface of the record gets more scratched up and arguably makes them sound better.